Wear the crew
Official CarTell.tv merch. Designed for the people who think a car review should be honest, funny and made by women who actually drive. Every order is printed and shipped by Fourthwall, with secure checkout.
The Future Driver Tee
Soft cotton tee for the EV-curious.
The Signature Tee
The everyday CarTell.tv staple.
Not Road Legal, Baby Tee
Fitted baby tee with attitude.
Long Haul Tee, Track Edition
Premium tee, track-day ready.
El Presidente Shirt
The statement button-up.
The Crew Cap
Six-panel cap, embroidered mark.
The CarTell Bucket
Bucket hat for sunny test drives.
The Pit Crew Windbreaker
Lightweight shell, pit-lane cut.
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